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Postby Chip » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:39 pm

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Postby Saucyjack » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:47 pm

chip, be honest. who would fuck you? even if they were paid a kings ransom they still wouldnt want to have sex with you. Stick with Wolfie
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Postby kinky » Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:04 pm

I have a few movies with Jenna Jameson in........


Remember going to Eros for the weekend and there were porn stars there signing sticky copies of Hustler (front and back only got signed for obvious reasons) and DVDs etc. One thing I noticed about each of them - they are fucking tiny! I mean anyone, even Chip would look slightly manly next to them.
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Postby Saucyjack » Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:45 pm

kinky wrote:I have a few movies with Jenna Jameson in........


Remember going to Eros for the weekend and there were porn stars there signing sticky copies of Hustler (front and back only got signed for obvious reasons) and DVDs etc. One thing I noticed about each of them - they are fucking tiny! I mean anyone, even Chip would look slightly manly next to them.


Jenna Jameson is good but she doesnt do "A levels" which is a bit disappointing.
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Postby Chip » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:05 pm

Saucyjack wrote:chip, be honest. who would fuck you? even if they were paid a kings ransom they still wouldnt want to have sex with you. Stick with Wolfie


I waas going to offer you a free subscription to my website but you can go fuck yourself now :)
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Postby [SoE]_Rooster » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:13 am

Saucyjack wrote:chip, be honest. who would fuck you? even if they were paid a kings ransom they still wouldnt want to have sex with you. Stick with Wolfie


Name a fetish and there will be someone in the world who has it.
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Postby kinky » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:55 pm

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Saucyjack wrote:chip, be honest. who would fuck you? even if they were paid a kings ransom they still wouldnt want to have sex with you. Stick with Wolfie


Name a fetish and there will be someone in the world who has it.


Inflatble body tables - now that is a cutting edge fetish. Its true!
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Re: Hmm

Postby Saucyjack » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:02 pm

Just had a wank
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Postby Chip » Sun Aug 30, 2009 12:39 pm

Saucyjack wrote:Just had a wank


You started in April and only just finished now?
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